Instructions

 1. ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS;
      - Do not use while sleeping.

   2. ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
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   3. ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP,
      - Directions: Use like regular soap.

   4. ON A FROZEN DINNER:
      - Serving suggestion: Defrost.

   5. ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:
      - Fits one head.

   6. ON TIRIMISU DESERT
      - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

   7. ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
      - Product will be hot after heating.

   8. ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
      - Do not iron clothes on body.

   9. ON CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
      - Do not drive car or operate machinery.

  10. ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
      - Warning: may cause drowsiness.

  11. ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
      - Warning: keep out of children.

  12. ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
      - For indoor or outdoor use only.

  13. ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
      - Not to be used for the other use.

  14. ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
      - Warning: contains nuts.

  15. ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
      - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

  16. ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
      - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.