Joke of the Day

police officer had just pulled over a car full of nuns for going too slow on a major highway.
      
      Police officer: "Why were you driving so slowly?"
      
      Nun driver: "I kept seeing all these signs with the number 20 on them and figured that was the speed limit."
      
      Police officer: "No, Sister, that is the highway number."
      
      Nun: "Oh, I'm so sorry, Officer, I didn't know that."
      
      Then the police officer looks into the back seat and sees that the nuns there have panic-stricken faces and white knuckles from holding on to each other too tightly.
      
      Police officer: "What's wrong with the nuns in the back seat?"
      
      Nun: "Oh, we just got off Highway 166 a few miles ago."