Joke of the Day

Fishing Licence

ne day two men were fishing, when a Game Warden slipped up on them and asked to see their fishing licences.
      
      One of the men took off running. So the warden started chasing him. He ran after the man up and down the side of the river, thru the swamp, up the side of a mountain, the man swam across the river with the warden right behind him. Then he swam back across the river with the warden still right behind him.
      
      Finaly after about three miles of chasing the game warden caught up with the man, bleeding and out of breath the warden asked to see his fishing licence. The man reached in his pocket and pulled out his licence and handed it to the warden.
      
      The warden asked why did you run? The man just looked at the warden and smiled and said: 'my friend doesn't have a licence!'