Joke of the day

  Just A Bite  

      "Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg."
      
      "Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?"
      
      "Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."