Joke of the Day

Notes from God:;

 1) Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game - God
      2) C'mon Over And Bring The Kids - God
      3) What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand? - God
      4) We Need To Talk - God
      5) Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer! - God
      6) Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage - God
      7) That "Love Thy Neighbour" Thing, I Meant It. - God
      8) I Love You...I Love You...I Love You... - God
      9) Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place? - God
      10) Follow Me. - God
      11) Big Bang Theory? You've Got To Be Kidding. - God
      12) My Way Is The Highway. - God
      13) Need Directions? - God
      14) You Think It's Hot Here? - God
      15) Tell The Kids I Love Them. - God
      16) Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available. - God
      17) Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test! - God