Joke of the Day

Adam and Eve's Religion

      Teacher: "Who were the first human beings?"
      
      Christian Student: "Adam and Eve."
      
      Teacher: "And what religion was this Adam and Eve?"
      
      Student: "Communist, of course."
      
      Teacher: "And how do you know that they were Communist?"
      
      Student: "Easy, they had no roof over their heads, no clothes to wear, and only one apple between them, yet they still called it paradise!"