Short Animal Jokes
Man 1: "My dog took first prize at the cat show."
Man 2: "How was that?"
Man 1: "He took the cat."
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A. Right where you left it.
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket.
After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and out number them?"
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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