More Short Animal Jokes
Did you hear about the hyena what swallowed an Oxo cube? - He made a laughing stock of himself.
What happened when the lion ate the clown? - He felt funny.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drive his flock through town, and got a traffic ticket for making a ewe turn?
Two cows were talking in a field one day.
The first cow said: "Have you heard about the Mad Cow Disease that's going around?"
The second cow said: "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"
How do you stop a pig from smelling? - Put a clothes peg on it's nose.
If rhino horn is an aphrodisiac, why are rhinos nearly extinct?
What do you call a camel with a flat back? - Humphrey.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? - Because they have big fingers.
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