Still More Short Animal Jokes
If milk is high in fat and cholesterol, why don't cows die of heart attacks?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
What was going through the mind of the first person ever to pull on a cow's udder?
Do cows have to watch where they step in fields?
One frozen winter, Jim and John built a skating rink in the middle of a field.
A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink, but the sheep were afraid of the ice and refused to cross it. So in desperation the shepherd began tugging them to the other side.
"Look at that," said Jim to John. "That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice."
A mother kangaroo jumped in the air with a squeal before glaring down into her pouch. "How many time do I have to tell you? No smoking in bed!"
Two sheep were standing in a field.
One went: "Baaaa."
"Huh," said the second, "I was going to say that."
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