Joke of the day

  Blood Thirsty Bats  

      In the early hours of the morning, two bats were hanging upside down in their cave. The first bat turned to the other and said: "How about getting some nice tasty blood for a late-night snack?"
      
      "Where are we going to find blood at this time of night?" asked the other.
      
      "I'll show you," said the first. "I"ll go myself."
      
      An hour later, the first bat returned to the cave with blood dripping from this mouth.
      
      "What happened to you?" said the second bat. "How did you get all that blood on you?"
      
      "See that tree over there?"
      
      "Yeah."
      
      "Well, I didn't!"