Joke of The Day

  Face to Face with a Wolf  

      A tourist guide was talking with a group of school children at Yellowstone Park when one boy asked him whether he had ever come face to face with a wolf.
      
      "Yes," said the guide, "I did come face to face with a wolf once. What made it worse was that I was alone unarmed."
      
      "What did you do?"
      
      "What could I do? First, I tried looking him straight in the eyes but he slowly advanced towards me. I crept back, but he kept on coming, nearer and nearer. I had to think fast."
      
      "Wow! How did you get away?"
      
      "As a last resort, I just turned around and walked quickly to the next cage."