Joke of the day

  Two Mongooses  

      A zookeeper needed some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to write a letter. But unfortunately he didn't know the plural of "mongoose".
      
      He started the letter: "To whom it may concern, I need two mongoose."
      
      But that didn't sound right, so he tried again. "To whom it may concern, I need two mongooses."
      
      But that didn't sound right either. Then he had an idea. "To whom it may concern, I need a mongoose, and while you're at it, send me another one.