Rabbit Jokes
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins!
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it waiting.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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