Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the MandM factory?
A: For throwing out the W's!
Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intellegence
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night!
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold!
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it!
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture!
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations!
Q: What do you get when you put 20 blonde's ear to ear?
A: A WIND TUNNEL!
Q: What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel?
A: An airbag.
Q: What was the blonde doing up in the tree?
A: She was raking leaves.
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been in the bathroom?
A: There is make-up all over the mirror
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back!!!
Q: Why can't blondes make kool-aid?
A: They don't understand how to get the 2 quarts of water into the little package.
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