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Friday, August 20, 2010

Joke of the Day

A Blonde calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cries.
      
      The dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
      
      A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." he says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

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