joke of the day

There will be a meeting of the Board immediately after the service," announced the pastor.
      
      After the close of the service, the Church Board gathered at the back of the auditorium for the announced meeting. But there was a stranger in their midst -- a visitor who had never attended their church before.
      
      "My friend," said the pastor, "Didn't you understand that this is a meeting of the Board?"
      
      "Yes," said the visitor, "and after today's sermon, I suppose I'm just about as bored as anyone else who came to this meeting."