Intellectually Challenged

You Know You Are Intellectually Challenged When . . .
1. If you send a fax with a stamp on it.
   
2. If you think a quarterback is a refund.
   
3. If you try to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
   
4. If you think Boyz II Men is a daycare center.
   
5. If you think Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
   
6. If you think General Motors is in the army.
   
7. On you job application, you put "Hooked on Phonics."
   
8. If you try to drown a fish.
   
9. If you trip over a cordless phone.
   
10. If you spend 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it says "concentrate."
    
11. If you tell someone to meet you at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
    
12. If you ask for a price check at the Dollar Store.
    
13. If it takes you 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes."
    
14. If you try to speak your mind, and you look speechless.
    
15. If you study for a blood test and failed.
    
16. If you think you need a token to get on "Soul Train."
    
17. If you sell your car for gas money! If when informed that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move.
    
18. If you think think that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
    
19. If having missed the #44 bus, you take the #22 bus twice instead.
    
20. If when at the airport you see a sign that says "Airport Left," and you turn around and head home.